If you have a mobile phone with a QR Reader you can snap this screen "and get the joke!" HarHar...

If you don't have a QR Reader but your phone can run applications, try http://www.mobile-barcodes.com/qr-code-software/  who have plenty of choices. The mobile I have is a very difficult to find supported software for phone yet found that it was supported with the i-nigma software, it runs on your phone and only needs to go online when you have a QR code that is a Web address. 

QR Codes can contain other information besides a URL as the above image will show if you are able to decode the image.

The Bosco Verticale green twin towers in Milan, Italy. Twenty-seven floors in 365 and 260 foot emerald twin towers that are home to 730 trees, 5000 shrubs and more

Can you imagine what must be crawling around under this?  It looks like a dessicated cowpat that's already had the attention of the local dungbeetles.

Found in a novel:

"War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left."

Original speaker's name not given. 

♪... can make this world seem right

Only yoo-oo-oo, can make the darknes bright.

Only you, and you alone

Can thrill me like you do

And fill my heart with love

For only yoo-oo

(Wah wah wah wah) ♪

www.lancashire.police.uk

(Editor's Comment: I'm putting this in because I personally love these articles showing prey turning predator and reminding these young thugs of something very important: No Matter Who You Are Or How Big And Tough You Might Be, There Will Always Be Someone Bigger And Tougher Than You )

Police are appealing for information after a man was threatened with a knife and a gun in an attempted street robbery in St Annes today (Thursday 3rd November).

The offence took place around 2.30pm on a foot and cycle path that runs between Worsley Road and Ledbury Avenue at the back of the Blackpool and Fylde College in Lytham St Annes when the 41 year old victim was walking his dog.

He was approached by a man on a black BMX bike wearing a skeleton type mask and brandishing a gun. The robber demanded money but the victim has managed to wrestle him to the floor and take the gun off him.

However, the offender has managed to free himself and has then pulled out a large knife. A struggle has ensued and the victim has managed to pull the mask from the offenders face before he fled down Worsley Road towards Ansdell.

The offender is described as being around 20 years old, skinny build, with an oval shaped, thin, face, blue eyes with ginger short cropped hair and stubble. He was wearing a black hooded top with a white t-shirt and black bottoms. It is believed that the attacker may have facial injuries as a result of the victim defending himself.

DC Liam Davy from the Blackpool Robbery Team said: “This is a serious offence but, fortunately, due to the victim’s brave actions, he was not seriously injured.

“It is not known at this stage if the gun was real or imitation but an investigation is underway and I would appeal to anybody with any information about this incident, particularly if they recognise the description of this man to contact Blackpool Police on 01253 293933.” 

Don't laugh.  This could be me by the end of this year.... 

(Actually I'm kind of looking forward to it, and this reminds me that I have to invest in some wing mirrors!)

I think it's really clever, the way the artist has managed to portray the dog as if it's hovering above the litter bin in the background...